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Here's something not-so-secret: Our chocolate tastes even better once you’ve toured our small factory on Commercial Street in Springfield, MO. We love to welcome visitors from near and far to learn all about how and why we make chocolate, and of course nibble on some samples.
Our tours offer a behind-the-scenes look into what it takes to craft bean to bar chocolate, that’s made by hand from rare cocoa beans we source directly from farmers across the globe.
Tours last approximately 45 minutes and include LOTS of samples.
Tickets cost $10.00 for adults and $8.00 for children and students. Keep in mind that when you pay for your tour you are supporting Chocolate University—100% of your ticket price supports Chocolate University programs.
Reservations are strongly encouraged as we cannot guarantee walk-ins.
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Before you book your tour, make sure to read the tour
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